Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Conservatives are CooCoo for Cocoa Puffs

Each morning I wake up and I wonder if I will have any material for my anti-conservative catharsis, and voila (that’s French, Tea Party Putzes) sure as the sun rises I have a whole cornucopia of conservative craziness.
Former Tea Party Express leader Mark Williams is seeking volunteers to pose with him as members of the Service Employees International Union at a Sacramento, California, rally, to act like angry fools and get the union workers bad publicity from "lazy reporters".  Williams is obviously pulling a page from the James O’Keefe Acorn hoax playbook for making shit up as you go.
Williams is a former member of the Tea Party Express because of the following 2010 statements:  
·        Williams had labeled the Manhattan boro president a "Jewish Uncle Tom" and President Obama an "Indonesian Muslim turned welfare thug."
·        In the voice of slaves, Williams wrote: "Mr. Lincoln, you were the greatest racist ever. We had a great gig. Three squares, room and board, all our decisions made by the massa in the house.” "We Coloreds have taken a vote and decided that we don't cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop!"
·        He went on to say blacks don't want taxes cut because "how will we Colored People ever get a wide screen TV in every room if non-coloreds get to keep what they earn?"
Sarah Palin the narcissist created a fake facebook friend ‘Lou Sara’ who was Sarah and Bristol’s biggest fan.  She felt she needed this to help validate her words and deeds?  Who knows maybe the doppelganger would have completed its term. 
How about Indiana Assistant Attorney General Jeff Cox, or should I say former AAG?  Cox was fired when it became public that he engaged in a twitter exchange with a Mother Jones reporter and suggested that the Wisconsin police use live ammunition and deadly force against the thugs protesting in the capitol building in Madison.  It seems Cox as a history of Conservative rants calling President Obama “incompetent and treasonous” and former labor secretary Robert Reich a “Nazi Brown Shirt.”  On the plus side, Muammar Gaddafi is looking for guys just like you.
Back to Palin.  She had the following to say back in 2007 when she was Alaskan Governor : “Whereas, during October, organizations throughout our state will promote the importance of breastfeeding. This year, in conjunction with World Breastfeeding Week — October 1 through 7 — the State of Alaska will support networks that encourage and promote breastfeeding in all communities.”  This week she took a shot at the First Lady with “It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you need to breast feed your babies ... the price of milk is so high!".  Now, I’ve never given birth before, but I am pretty sure, babies don’t drink milk.  Unfunny hypocritical hack.
How about Bachmann’s latest on solving our nation’s fiscal problems: "We need to simply tell people the facts, like Glenn Beck, with that chalkboard, that man can explain anything. I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this."  Really.  Sounds like Phineas J. Whoopie.  In the photo below are (L-R) Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck.

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