Top Ten Reasons Why NASCAR Fans Hate the Obamas

10) The President killed Dale Earnhardt
9) The President wants to ban bump drafting
8) The President prevented NASCAR from adding gun racks to the Truck Series
7) The checkered flag reminds them of his heritage.
6) Union workers make the cars they race.
5) The President will charge race teams for their carbon foot print.
4) Michelle Obama will ban the corndog and deep fried butter from the concession stands
3) The President ruined left hand turns for them.
2) He doesn’t wear cowboy boots.
1) He uses words with more than one syllable.

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