Some Early Christmas gifts I picked up on Black Friday:
For Herman Cain: Box set of “Where in the World is Carmen Santiago”?
For Michele Bachmann: DVD copy of “He’s Just Not That Into You”
For Rick Perry: Guns and Ammo’s Guide to America’s Most Racist Hunting Camps
For Mitt Romney: Fur lined flip flops for when he campaigns in New Hampshire.
For Jon Huntsman: An original edition How to Win Friends and Influence People
For Rick Santorum: The home version of the Guantanamo Bay Waterboarding Game
For Newt Gingrich: Michelin Guide to Cruising the Greek Islands and Aegean Sea