Scenes from Republican Thanksgivings

·         Michele Bachmann “Let’s give thanks to the Pilgrims for bringing the Constitution with them from England.”

·         Pat Robertson “Colored people stuff their turkeys with Mac and Cheese.”

·         Herman Cain “Hmmm I love breast and thighs.  And the turkey is good too.”

·         Megyn Kelly “Make sure you season your turkey generously with salt and pepper spray.”

·         Mitt Romney “I like mashed potatoes, no I like French Fries, no mashed potatoes…”

·         Rick Perry “Let’s join hands and give our thanks to the Father, the Son, and the Other One.”

·         Newt Gingrich “If we’re not careful militant Islamists will implement Sharia Law and instead of sweet potatoes we will be eating baba ghanoush.”

·         Jan Brewer “Please pass the peas and show me your papers.”

·         Sarah Palin “Why does everyone laugh when I say Baked Alaskan for desert?”

·         Bill O’Reilly “Abraham Lincoln used to watch It’s a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving every year.”

·         Grover Norquist “Grover Jr. please recite your pledge to clean your plate in order to get Pumpkin Pie.”