Monday, November 28, 2011

Cue the Music for these guests

So Congresswoman Bachmann didn’t care for the Roots “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” as her entrance music.  Might I offer some suggestions for her and the other Republican personalities?

Michele Bachmann: Crazy (Patsy Cline, Icehouse, and Gnarls Barkley medley)
Rick Perry: American Idiot (Green Day)
Mitt Romney: Changes (David Bowie)
Herman Cain: Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne)
Jon Huntsman: China Girl (David Bowie)
Newt Gingrich: New Girl Now (Honeymoon Suite)
Rick Santorum: Relax (Frankie Goes to Hollywood)
Rush Limbaugh: Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)
Michael Steele: Behind Enemy Lines (Demi Lovato)
Bill O’Reilly: Love the Way You Lie (Eminem and Rihanna)
Sean Hannity: Antichrist Television Blues (Arcade Fire)
Glenn Beck: Already Gone (Eagles)
John McCain: Lost in the Supermarket (The Clash)
Sarah Palin: Once in a Lifetime (The Talking Heads)..and you may ask yourself, well how did I get here?
John Boehner: Tracks of My Tears (Smoky Robinson)
Grover Norquist: Puppet on a String (The Hives)
Dick Cheney: Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money (Warren Zevon)

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