Friday, October 21, 2011

Tonight on the Game Show Network: Name Your Bagger

Name that Bagger.  Match the Candidate with the Bagger.  There are no wrong answers.
A)     Michele Bachmann
1)      Tea.Bagger
B)      Rick Santorum
2)      Douche.Bagger
C)      Newt Gingrich
3)      Garbage.Bagger
D)     Mitt Romney
4)      Flea.Bagger
E)      Jon Huntsman
5)      Body.Bagger
F)      Herman Cain
6)      Dirt.Bagger
G)     Rick Perry
7)      Nut.Bagger

The corrupt immoral Arizona Maricopa County Sheriff's Office announced that Captain Joel Fox was fired on Thursday and now joins disgraced deputies Dave Hendershott and Larry Black as recently deposed senior leaders in ‘America’s Sheriff’ Joe Arpaio’s staff.  I may be going out on a limb here, but if your top three commanders resign in disgrace or get fired due to corruption investigations, you may be the problem.
Marco Rubio, Lindsay Graham, and John McCain just couldn’t give President Obama any credit for the success of the Libyan mission.   Coupled with the flip flopping of GOP presidential hopefuls Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney we now have further evidence how effective President Obama can be when his OWN Fucking countrymen don’t fight him.  Further, your DNA may not allow you to give the President any credit, but that shouldn’t prevent you from acknowledging the successful role our military servicemen played in this mission. 
Mitt Romney has been criticizing President Obama’s foreign policy and military engagements.  Are you delirious?  The man has put together a 2011 highlight film that would make Cam Newton envious.
Herman Cain says he is “Pro Life Period.” But if a woman gets raped it’s her choice to get an abortion.  You book shilling mental midget what do you think Pro Choice is?
Which leads me to how frigging pathetic the Republican Party has become?  You don’t have candidates for presidency you have a bunch of hacks selling their books.
I wonder if Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman feel like the only adults at these GOP debates.  Between 9-9-9 Cain, gays must die Santorum, Sharia Law Newt, Ricky Gunslinger, and Balloonhead Bachmann, it’s no wonder legitimate candidates like Barbour, Daniels, and Christie stayed out of the race.

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