Popular political applications of the new iPhone 4S Siri:

Herman Cain: “What the hell is 9-9-9?”

Michele Bachmann: “Was the Battle of Saratoga fought in Florida?”

Jon Huntsman: “Why don’t republican primary voters like me?”

Sarah Palin: “Is refudiate a word?”

Rick Perry: “Where is the closest Toastmasters International location?”

Herman Cain: “Would an electrical fence require 110V or 220V?”

Mitt Romney: “Who is Buzz Lightyear and why do people keep calling me that?”

Rick Santorum: “Google Santorum”

Michele Bachmann: “Am I more popular than Sarah Palin?”

Newt Gingrich: “Where is closest Buffalo Wild Wings?”

Ron Paul: “Siri?  Siri who?”

John Boehner: “Where is the closest tanning booth pub?”

Eric Cantor: “Siri why did you say I sound like a whiney toad?”

Anthony Weiner: “Hey Siri, like what you see?”

George W. Bush: “I said nuculur.  Honestly, why can’t this thing understand me?”

Rick Perry “When was the American Revolution?”

Dick Cheney: “Siri, where are the WMD’s?”

Newt Gingrich: “Does this phone make my ass look big?”