..and it makes me wonder

Michelle Bachmann on the campaign trail: "I would reinstate the don't ask, don't tell policy. It worked before and what it says is the issue of sexuality is one that doesn't come up and people aren't allowed to be open about it because the United States military, it's not a social experiment."  If this doesn’t prove once and for all that this woman is out of touch with America, I don’t know what will.  Yo Batshit, the military has already abandoned the practice you twit.

I figured out why so many Democrats in Congress look like Smurfs.  They have been holding their breath   waiting for that Boehner-Cantor-Ryan Republican Jobs Bill.

Conservative radio commentator and substitute AFLAC voiceover Duck Laura Ingraham “Well I have a question. Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn’t — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he’s — he’s — he’s the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He’s historic too.”  Ed Schultz was clearly wrong, Ingraham is not a slut, she is a Bachmann.

Latest CBS GOP Preferential Presidential Poll showed Herman ‘Sweet as Sugar’ Cain and Mitt ‘Middle Class’ Romney” tied for SECOND at 17%.  Who’s at the top of the poll?  Undecided at 18%.  So the next time some GOP spinner, talking head, or mouthpiece tries to tell you that they are satisfied with the current GOP field, ask them if Undecided should pick FuckIfIKnow as a running mate.

Could the Occupy X be just the ticket to close the enthusiasm gap that has dogged the Democrats since Obama’s election?  As the movement spreads the media coverage has slowly increased like a flywheel.  The more FauxNews mocks the protesters (like MSNBC did to the Tea Party), the increased likelihood moderates and independents may back the Democrat agenda.

Herman Cain is pro-choice.  He thinks being homosexual is a choice.  I am pro-choice too.  I chose to consider Cain an ignorant homophobic anti-science Republican poster child to show that the GOP likes black people too.  Mr. Cain, there is a Mr. Steele on the phone for you.

Add Nick Kristof to the list of journalists who are unable to effectively analyze and report the conditions on the ground in Israel and the Palestinian territory.  Has the Netanyahu government set the peace process back?  Absolutely.   But Kristof fails to include the Hamas-Fatah divide in his analysis and like so many other lazy journalists he fails to tell the whole story, including the UN investigation, into the Turkish Armada incident.  Kristof also fails to bring context into the Israeli government composition and operations and why the new settlements in Jerusalem were not new at all.  Very disappointed.