Sunday, January 2, 2011

No woodchucks and little piggies

Can switching to Geico save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance?
1.      Does being a Pat’s fan rule?
2.      Does being a Cardinals fan suck?
3.      Does John Boehner need a Kleenex?
4.      Does the Honda Holiday commercial need to be destroyed?
5.      Does Brett Favre have unlimited texting?
6.      Does Kim Jong-il own a hair dryer?
7.      Does John McCain remind you of Humphrey Bogart’s Captain Queeg?
8.      Does Dancing With the Stars include has-beens and never-weres?
9.      Does Joe Biden say the darndest things?
10.   Does Pat Buchanan have a sex fantasy involving Sarah Palin?

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