Brady lights up the Jets secondary with 350 yards passing and three touchdowns . After the game Jets cornerbacks Antonio Cromartie and Darrelle Revis have to soak their feet in Rex and Michelle Ryan’s favorite bath salts after spending Sunday evening running after Welker, Branch, Hernandez, and Gronkowski.
In OT, Steelers kicker Shaun Suisham connects on a 25 yard FG to defeat the Baltimore Ravens. The game is so brutal that the Steelers are forced to go to their emergency QB: Terry Bradshaw after Ben Roethlisberger and Charlie Batch are knocked out. The game sets the following records: 31 punts and 38 penalties by both teams.
In Chicago the Bears roll over the hapless and helpless Seahawks who cannot seem to get on track all game. At post game press conference, Seahawks coach Pete Carroll discloses that his 24 oz bottles of shampoo, conditioner, gel, shine, and hairspray were confiscated by TSA officials in Seattle and that he couldn’t focus on the game which may explain why he was using his red challenge flag as a bandana.
Falcons hold on to beat Packers who make a furious comeback when they realize at halftime that it was actually Jake Gyllenhaal, and not Aaron Rodgers at QB during the first half. Gyllenhaal had apparently sedated Rodgers in the Packer locker room and took the field in his place to prove that the Prince of Persia can get off Brokeback Mountain and play an NFL QB.