Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Final comments before the SOTU

Jersey Shore or State of the Union Address?  One features an orangy looking emotional train wreck who smokes and drinks too much, and the other one has Snookie.
Going to watch the SOTU in 3D:  Deficits, Debt, and D-bags.
Too bad the Republicans control the house for tonight’s new approach to the mix and match seating plan at the SOTU.  Why?  Imagine Anthony Weiner, John Boehner, and John Kyl sitting together: A weiner, a boner, and a dick.
There will be two responses to the President’s speech tonight.  The Republican response by Congressman Paul Ryan (R-WI) which will no doubt focus on fiscal matters and the Tea Party response  by Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) which will no doubt focus on crop circles, alien abductions, and Kenyan sleeper cells out to control the oval office.
Just got done watching Fox News.  Hannity, O’Reilley, and Beck have all said the President’s address was awful…two hrs before he gave it.  In a related story, Keith Olbermann is still fired.

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