Pu Pu Platter of Odds and Ends

Egg Roll) An Ohio sixth grader received detention for farting on the school bus.  This flatulence-bullying has to be stopped now.

Beef Teriyaki) Everyone is talking about Charlie Sheen's recent arrest.  Did you know that Charlie has been arrested 'only' three times, while his dad, Martin, has been arrested 66 times?

Spare Rib) John Boehner broke down in tears while describing his rise from humble beginnings to Speaker of the House.  Not since Halle Berry's 2002 Oscar victory has a person of color become so emotional during an acceptance speech.

Crab Rangoon) Does anyone know where I can find some ex-Ebay CEO Meg Whitman's campaign tee shirts?

Pork Strip) Did you know that the citizens of Washington D.C. pay federal taxes and have NO representation in Congress?  That is truly taxation without representation.

Fried Wonton) No tears from this blogger about Keith Olbermann's suspension from MSNBC.  He had jumped the shark years ago.  My suggestion for MSNBC is to fill this slot with Dining with the O'Donnells: Lawrence, Kelly, and Norah could host.  2nd thought, dump Lawrence and Kelly, and give me an hour of Norah. 

Spring Roll) How far has Mel Gibson fallen?  Mike Tyson, convicted of rape in 1992, had a hilarious cameo in The Hangover, while Mel was cut from The Hangover 2. 

Check back as you'll probably be hungry again real soon.

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