The Politics of Water: Half filled, half empty, or other.

 

·         Green Party: I don’t drink water from plastic bottles

·         Communist: The bourgeoisie control all of the water

·         Socialist: Is this state water?

·         Liberal: Tax the water

·         Progressive: I want safe water

·         Emoprog: Obama’s not doing enough about the water

·         Libertarian: I have the right to drink contaminated water

·         Social Conservative: Jesus blessed this water

·         Tea Partier: Guns and water

·         Republican: Who drank half my water?

·         Independent: Relax, it’s just water