· Green Party: I don’t drink water from plastic bottles
· Communist: The bourgeoisie control all of the water
· Socialist: Is this state water?
· Liberal: Tax the water
· Progressive: I want safe water
· Emoprog: Obama’s not doing enough about the water
· Libertarian: I have the right to drink contaminated water
· Social Conservative: Jesus blessed this water
· Tea Partier: Guns and water
· Republican: Who drank half my water?
· Independent: Relax, it’s just water