A Glass of Political Spectrum Redux

Political responses to the half glass of water.
Green Party member: I hope this isn't bottled water.
Socialist: The state owns the water
Liberal: Tax the water.
Progressive: Is this drinking water safe.
Libertarian: I'll get my own water thank you.
Social Conservative: Christ died so we could have water
Tea Partier: Hmmmm Freedom Water
Republican: Who drank half my water?

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