Sneak Peak of 2014
The stories to watch, or avoid watching, in 2014:
1)
Polls Polls Polls: 2016 projections, generic
congressional ballots, and finally the mid term elections. Once again we will
get inundated with Quinnipiac, CBS/NYT, NBC/WJ, Gallup, Rasmussen, etc. numbers
and margins of error. One thing is for certain, Congressional approval ratings
won’t improve.
2)
Elections: After all the pomposity and malarkey
the Democrats will retain the Senate and the Republicans will hold the House,
guaranteeing two more years inaction except when it comes to naming post
offices.
3)
Pundits will remind us that Obama is a drain on
Democrats, Obamacare is a failure, Americans are tired of war, there is a civil
war in the Republican party, and Clinton and Christie will be the nominees for
2016.
4)
Sunday
Talk shows will again feature more Republicans than Democrats. John McCain will be angry, Reince Priebus
will still be a snarky worm, Lindsey Graham will try to probe he is a tough
conservative, Chuck Schumer will sound like an old Jewish lady, and Newt
Gingrich will sound smart right up until he says something stupid.
5)
All eyes will be on the Boston Marathon, and the
city and surrounding communities will show their strength.
6)
Brazil will win the World Cup though the event
won’t go off as smooth as organizers wished.
7)
LGBT rights will hang over the Sochi Winter
Olympics as athletes go out of their way to hug and kiss one another. Things get so out of hand, Putin takes his
shirt off and joins in the closing ceremonies.
8)
Economists will remain true to form and miss
their economic predictions badly.
9)
Someone on MSNBC will get ‘fired’, Fox News will
insist the Easter Bunny is white, and not pink, and CNN will hire more big
names and still suck.
10)
Arab Winter will include all out civil war in
Iraq’s Anbar province, Syrian conflict will engulf Lebanon as Shias fight a
proxy war with Sunnis, Egypt will slip further into a an autocratic despotic
junta, Assad will still be in power, and the Palestinian peace process goes
nowhere.
11)
Meanwhile in Africa: Mali, CAR, Sudan, South
Sudan, Somalia, Algeria, and Mauritania will continue to be battlegrounds and
epicenters of humanitarian crises.
12)
Debt
ceiling threats will lead to economic brinkmanship as some wannabes like Rubio,
Paul, and Cruz try make political points.
13)
Hollywood 2014 will be dominated by more big
budget CGE enhanced, scripts by 4th graders, and piss poor acting
blockbusters. Well there’s always IFC
and Sundance.
14)
We haven’t heard the last of Edward Snowden
15)
Venezuela will teeter on economic collapse as
the continent realizes that populist socialistic kleptocracies are a disaster.
16)
****SPOILER ALERT****Those that were shocked and
angered by the White Wedding, should wait for the Purple Wedding.
17)
We haven’t heard the last of George Zimmerman
18)
NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman could
become the political power player that Eliot Spitzer hoped to become.
19)
Abortion rights, free speech, establishment
clause case rulings will be delivered by the Supreme Court. All sides will declare victory and all sides
will call criticize the court.
20)
Big winners in sports will be Florida State, San
Francisco 49ers, Anaheim Ducks, Indiana Pacers, and Detroit Tigers.
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