I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
As part of Festivus, it is now time to air the grievances:
1)
To the media.
I am not if there was a precise moment when journalism died, but
watching and listening to local news anchors who do not know the difference
between Liberia and Libya, ABC News affiliate in San Francisco get punked about
the names of the Asiana Airlines (honestly Sum Ting Wong?), the beltway media
stuck in their DC bubble and thinking they ARE the story, the failure of Lara
Logan and 60 Minutes on the third rate Benghazi story, and the partisan
coverage that now rages on the 24 news cycle, I am convinced we have reached
the Walking Dead moment of journalism.
Heck, even HBO’s Newsroom sucked in season two. That being said, there were some bright
spots: Al Jazeera America was a breath of fresh air in simple non-politicized
news reporting, PBS Frontline for the quality of its investigative journalism,
and The Financial Times for its balanced reporting.
2)
Congress: The first term of the current 113th
Congress is ending with 57 bills passes into law, by comparison the Do Nothing
112th Congress passed 284 laws between 2011-2012. You have to really suck to make the Do
Nothing Congress look prolific. It’s not
just the quantity of laws created, but the failure to address the tough issues
such as gun control, immigration reform, tax code, budget reform, infrastructure,
and jobs. It wasn’t only on the legislation
front, the repeated blocking of judicial and governmental appointments by intransigent
Republicans ultimately led Senate Majority Leader Reid to invoke the low yield
nuclear option to get many appointments unjammed. With another round of midterms coming in
2014, I am not expecting any improvement.
3)
Hollywood: Want to know why so many stars are
returning to TV and why Kevin Spacey is starring in Netflix’s House of
Cards? Studios are not interested in
making movies for adults. Sure, at the
end of the year in time for awards nominations, studios release adult films as
they are free from the summer of comic book superheroes, big budget effects
laden, scripts by 4th graders drek.
I would gladly take a Nebraska or Kings Of Summer any day over an Iron
Man 3 or The Expendables: We’re Not Dead Yet So We’ll Still Cash the
Check. Speaking of TV, thankfully there
are AMC, FX, HBO, and Showtime to provide outstanding programming while the
networks focus on awful formula comedies and dramas and basic cable floods us
with scripted reality shows.
4)
And some runner ups:
a.
Health and Human Services: Really? With so much riding on Healthcare.Gov, you
dropped the ball.
b.
NFL and Commissioner Roger Goodell: You tried to
cover up the seriousness of hear injuries in order to save your $4Billion brand
at the expense your employees.
c.
Economists: Your profession is called the Dismal
Science, your economic predictions were dismal.
Happy Festivus Frank and Estelle Costanza.
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