Monday Mishegas April 30, 2012
Two girls were hit by an SUV as they fell asleep sunbathing on a rural Pennsylvania Rd. Fire for effect: · I guess roadblocks are more effective than sunblock when street tanning · I have heard of the dangers of UVA and UVB, but never SUV. · Pennsylvania, proving it just may not be smarter than a 5 th grader. · Did their guidance counselor tell them they wouldn’t mount to anything better than a speed bump? Soybean prices are climbing rapidly due to increased demand and poor yields in South America. The high price may cause food shortages in the developing world like 2008. I can hear Sarah Palin already “The President’s failed agricultural policies have led us to near disaster in the farmland. Sow baby sow, sow baby sow.” Kurt Mix, a 50 year old B...